The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where memek I was bokeh kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered bokep if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all memek makes scientific sense. It confirms what most crot women know and porn memek all crot men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as memek performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman crot is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my porn days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed memek to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study memek by memek two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing porn line, memek so to speak.

bokep A new study confirms the louder the crot bokep cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, %anchor_text% bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, porn crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned memek out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far memek as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only porn if you want to attract a certain kind memek of attention.

In their bokep book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest porn primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If bokep you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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